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Nelson years

This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.
Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.
by blaqdik December 9, 2014
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Logan Nelson

A logan nelson is someone with a skin fade and perfect teeth. They tend to take care of there hair and it's never greasy. He will most definitely never smoke and he will tend to have 1 or 2 siblings, definitely not 9 brothers and 9 sisters.

Eoi Skinfade boi
That guy over there must be a Logan Nelson, look hoe good he looks
by Owensawepn March 28, 2020
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Jade Nelson

most amazing person youll ever meet. shes so beautiful and that just lights up the whole entire world. shes a great cuddler and shes short. even tho she can be annoying at times ill always love her cause shes MY BABY! btw she has a really cute pupper(js). this girl is my absolute everything and is probably why I'm still alive.
This might be a little risky but would you do me the great honor of having you, Jade Nelson, as my girlfriend?
by ppeanut butter May 29, 2018
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jordy nelson

Jordy nelson is a WR for the Green Bay Packer who is known for his amazing catches and is sometimes used in sentences when someone makes a great catch.
"You Jordy Nelsoned him!"
by 12packers May 2, 2018
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Nelson Moment

When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.
a.

Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment

b.

StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.
by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023
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sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.
Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.
by goato December 2, 2016
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nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"
"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"
by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
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