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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 13, 2008
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Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)
"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."
by jbootsy March 14, 2008
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Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.
Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!
by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022
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Wet Napkin of a Human Being

When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.
OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.
by The Last True Mouthpiece December 1, 2022
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Napkining

The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.
Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…

Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.
by Copppertoan December 18, 2021
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Napkin holder

A female when she's on her period
I need extra pads because of this heavy flow, I'm like a napkin holder.
by Boni Jo August 23, 2025
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flapping napkin

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.
by robinthedemon March 13, 2021
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