Schrodinger’s Nudes

The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.

P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”

by TheFancySquid May 03, 2021

Jesus Nudes

they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.

give them Jesus Nudes.

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

a nude fridge

A Cold Hearted Stripper.

There’s a Nude Fridge on the streets.

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

Technical Nude

When you get a picture that's seductive enough to jerk it to but not actually a nude.

Just got half a nipple from Katie mother fucking Cooper. Technical Nude!

by Okibum18 March 02, 2016

Nude Sunday

On every Sunday of the year if you receive a text with the context "(Nude Sunday)" you are obligated to send a nude despite your gender. Use at your own risk. Can only be used once per sunday.

Person 1: Nude Sunday
Person 2: I hate you *sends nude*

by Booty Too Thicc November 30, 2018

leftover nudes

Nudes that have been sent around school multiple times the "leftovers" are faped to by other users

Can have the leftover nudes pls

by Leftover nudes May 31, 2017

No Nudes November

No nudes november,
meaning that No guys/girls are allowed to send nudes during the Month (November)

you will be stuck and your erection will be gone.

No nudes november, stay neutral

by RetardedSerena December 22, 2020