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my name is NOT BETH

The perfect response to "Somebody just called you deaf"
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
'Dude she just called u DEAF! '

'What? '

' She called u deaf !! '

' Oh hell no, my name is NOT BETH '
by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022
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My name is...

Walter Hartwell White, I live at 308 negra arroyo lane albequerque New Mexico 87104, I have recently smuggled methanphetamine from across the United States. I have a drug problem consisting of where I FAP to my daughter's selfies, I also have attachment issues with my wife so I hot glued my penis inside her. I also broke into your house and stole your wallet, I also broke into your child's bedroom and proceeded to then masturbate to his 'sextapes' he makes on his Nintendo 3DS at 12 am. All while twerking on his nose, I also broke into Alcatraz and fucked a dead corpse, which was actually a corroded stripping pole in Handurez, speaking of Mexico, I have shipped your wife to Argentina, where she will get a BDSM session for exactly 48 hours straight.
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 27, 2022
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I'm not saying my name again

Hym "I'm not saying my name again. I know you view it as some kind of victory and I know you already know it so I'm not doing it. YOU say my name, bitch."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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My name is poopface

This is such a silly phrase why did you even search it?????
You are such a poopface for searching this word. Poop face is a weird word and some people are weird so they like to call them selves poopface. Therefore someone could say: my name is poopface.
by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021
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MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG
MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs
by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025
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