I'll pull my balls out right now 

The phrase "I'll pull my balls out right now" is often followed by the phrase "Trademarked By Fadi". The Second phrase is to be said softly and very fast. Almost as if to be said under one's breath.
The actual phrase is to be used when someone directly attacks or insults your intelligence or ability.

Roger: Mike, you're such a tool.
Mike: I'll pull my balls out right now! ... (Trademarked By Fadi).

I'll pull my balls out right now by Obbielicious and Bundy September 3, 2006

killing my balls 

making me laugh so much that my balls die

"Hahaha, that's killing my balls."

killing my balls by jebbbbzzzdebebz April 27, 2009

Jiggle My Balls 

Someone telling another person to...'Fuck off' or 'fuck you'. You can also say JIGGLE MY DICK as well

Zach:blow me
Armando:jiggle my balls =]
Zach:i boned your mom kid!

Jiggle My Balls by Ana Alicia October 19, 2008

Dropped my balls

when one says to a nice helpful person i dropped my balls

brad "i dropped my balls can you pick them up"

ashley "of course i can brad whatd you want me to pick up your balls?"

Dropped my balls by B-rad D' March 7, 2009

can i put my balls in your jaws 

u want to put your balls in there jaws and your lonely and horny

can i put my balls in your jaws stepsis

can i put my balls in your jaws by cock licker900069 August 25, 2021

Busting my balls 

An exclamation used, when the user is pissed off at a character in a Video Game.

"You're busting my balls Mario!"

Busting my balls by Bik Valbordo December 23, 2007

Took my balls 

1. Someone who totally whooped your arse at something. Utterly humiliating you and crushing your pride.

2. When a girl seemingly dominates a guy, scaring him, doing whatever she wants, and letting her hit him out of anger.

Jack: "Yo Sam, John crushed you in that multiplayer last night."

Sam: "Yeah, he took my balls."

Mark: Why won't Tyrone hang out with us anymore? Richmond?
Richmond: Man, i heard Lizzy took his balls and won't let him go anywhere w/out her

Took my balls by Ceaser98 March 6, 2016