The Mustard Hotdog

During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.

Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.

by IIIMankebeater69III August 24, 2021

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.

Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.

by Ironictruth August 24, 2016

Colonel Mustard

This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.

Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped

by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023

mustard vein

one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.

"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"

"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("

by Random Shit. February 16, 2022

Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.

After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.

by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019

Double mustard

A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.

My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.

by Itsahelmet April 21, 2023

snorting mustard

When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.

I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.

Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.

I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.

For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.

by Bad C dev January 12, 2023