When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.
During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
by JackAwful October 3, 2014
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Get the lady merlin mug.If something is out of your MERLIN (or Mental Realm Capacity) it means that it is out of your understanding, knowledge or comprehension.
Person 1: Hey do you know how this works?
Person 2: No, It's out of my MERLIN
Person 1: Your what?
Person 2: my MERLIN, Mental Realm Capacity
Person 1: What?
Person 2: you wouldn't get it, it's out of your MERLIN
Person 2: No, It's out of my MERLIN
Person 1: Your what?
Person 2: my MERLIN, Mental Realm Capacity
Person 1: What?
Person 2: you wouldn't get it, it's out of your MERLIN
by Gezzed November 23, 2011
Get the Out of your MERLIN mug.A nickname for a girl who has very many talents, but is hilariously bad at board games. She is very smart, beautiful, and a social butterfly but she isn't the most athletic, and can't think quickly on the spot..isn't really good at comebacks.
I wish Marlini would help me study for my exam.
Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.
Marlini is so cute but she can't play monopoly for shit.
by appletitsss September 16, 2010
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Get the mirlind mug.with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.
by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009
Get the Salty Marlin mug.The founding father of Western dragonology, Merlin, or Emrys, was also a magician of some passing note.
by The Isbey September 15, 2008
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