Straight month

Straight month should start july 1st and end August 1st. But straight month is not a real thing.
It is made by homophobes. Straight month is mocking the lgbtq+ community. It is said that agter pride month it is time for the heterosexual people but they dont need to celebrate because they never needed to fight for being straight, they dont get killed in 42 countries, etc

Uneducated person: yo straight month is starting today imma ra\l some btcs today.

Educated person: straight month isnt a thing.

by Educated gay person July 23, 2022

That Time of the Month

A mixed drink created by David Larry that consists of Lime Vodka, Sprite, and Cranberry juice. It is to be shaken and strained into a glass.

Gosh Will, your government girl just made some That Time of the Month and it tasted delicious!

by TheMan6789 November 12, 2008

Straight month

A month invented by homophobes to mock lgbtq+ issues

homophobe: wHy iSnT tHeRe A sTrAIgHt pRiDe mOnTh
normal human: because straight people don't need a straight month, because straight people don't face hate or violence about their sexuality

by anonymous July 3, 2021

Makeout month

If your name starts with a k you have to makeout with someone whos name starts with an A,F or H

Hey its makeout month my name is alex and ur name starts with a k so we have to makeout

by Yoboydaddy69 October 7, 2019

half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.

Welfare hits half a month

by sleepy254 March 30, 2016

Boob month

Only happens in june have fun.

Girlfriend:why you grab my boobs

Me:its boob month the only time i get to grab boobs whenever I want.

by Thank_me_later June 2, 2019

Quarter-Month

25% of a month. Usually reached within the 7th or the 8th day of said month.

Person 1: Hey, it's the 7th today. You know what that means?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's Quarter-Month!
Person 2: Hooray!

by LilPizza November 12, 2018