Mom

Mom doesn’t like you

Me: hey mom
Mom: I don’t like you

by Stop stealing my pseudonym November 3, 2019

Mom

The best person in the world

Mom is the best

by Ducky B + R May 13, 2017

Mom

Someone who beats you then apologize

My mom beat me then said sorry

by SouthParkLitAf June 2, 2018

Mom

The nicest person you have ever met and you would not replace her with anyone else. Although she has left you at "Walmart" and "Toys R Us" once you still love her. You admire her more than anyone else. She takes care of you everyday. She makes the best food and you adore her baking. She makes sure you make the choice that is best for you always. She is supportive in everything that you do and motivates you to achieve your dreams. 😍😁😀😄😊🙃🙂☺️😁😺🐵

"Man, my mom is the best!"

by Aiswinn17 June 13, 2017

mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

by stinky fishy June 13, 2020

Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021

Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

by This Kid August 25, 2021