Mom

A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.

My mom was embarrassing me this morning.

by HarshMyMello August 14, 2017

Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

by This Kid August 25, 2021

Mom

Get the camera

"Mom dads going to the store to buy some milk."

by PGG424 YT SUBSCRIBE January 22, 2020

Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021

Mom

The Female Parent

My mom told me not go to the play.

by Artman6778 June 29, 2018

mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

by stinky fishy June 13, 2020

Mom

She is a asshole and a hore

My mom is a ass

by Garyass September 23, 2021