monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

by madmanblake February 8, 2007

Doogie Mole

An indestructible mole that resides on the chin

He thought his doogie mole had gone for good but against all odds, it returned.

by Molebuster93 February 28, 2021

factory mole

Female co-worker.
Origins of "I'm not bored" from New Zealand's first ever punk band "the Enemy", 1978

Wish I had the fuckin' balls
To pick up real life factory moles

by Daggerproof Jacket October 6, 2006

text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.

Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.

by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011

gutter mole

N; Someone who is continuously speaking perverted, normally using comments made by someone else to spark their dirtyness. (derived from the phrase "mind in the gutter")

Person 1: I'd really like a hot dog right now.
Person 2: I gotta hot dog for ya.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a gutter mole.

by turds12 August 14, 2008

vagina mole

A Crazed individual who likes to burrow himself/herself deep within the vagina and stay there for a period of time.

I vagina moled that poon last night.

by Kev-0 May 17, 2006

nigger mole

It's a little mole located on the neck.

Hey look at that kids nigger mole.

by Daniel shaw May 20, 2008