by AstroMojo March 10, 2015
A Mojo Hand is a Dried Monkey’s Paw. It looks like a miniature Human Hand. You can hold it by its wrist and point it at the one you want to influence (good or bad).
a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 04, 2020
When a tech problem magically fixes itself just due to the IT guy walking in the room or area of the problem occurring.
by Rainman2746 November 22, 2021
This phenomenon is indeed the worlds worst rocket league player, and has been known to spread aneurysms. This beast cant be contained, and its notorious for having spacc attaccs over video games he's bad at.
by Pryx_dad April 30, 2018
by not mojoo April 23, 2021