This phenomenon is indeed the worlds worst rocket league player, and has been known to spread aneurysms. This beast cant be contained, and its notorious for having spacc attaccs over video games he's bad at.
by Pryx_dad May 31, 2018
Get the mojo trashmug. Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell".
It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.
Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.
Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.
Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.
Mojo has leart the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.
In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.
When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.
Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.
Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.
Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.
Mojo has leart the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.
In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.
When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
When I first saw Mojo, it was love at first sight.
"Bipidi, bibidi, bop", just like that, with her Mojo, a pumpkin turned into a carriage.
Get your "Mojo" on.
"Bipidi, bibidi, bop", just like that, with her Mojo, a pumpkin turned into a carriage.
Get your "Mojo" on.
by Bigbubblebum November 26, 2021
Get the Mojomug. mojos hairline is currently in a relagation battle with man utd. if you are 15 years old he will pursue u. if theres grass on the field play ball. it takes a mojo sex hours to say one phrase, he moves like miles who says hes a streamer but has only streamed once, if he hits on you its not a compliment, he would hit on a dying child.
by 6ROWNIE August 21, 2022
Get the mojomug. Mojo is a very powerful man. He has a lot of sex appeal. He is an unstoppable force. If you try to destroy him you will find he is indestructible.
by 694215782 September 16, 2019
Get the Mojomug. mojo: dont worry i dont like lexie anymore i like u
mia: ok good 😇
lexie: *breaks up with boyfriend*
mojo: oh see ya lexi is single now
mia: an i oop-
mia: ok good 😇
lexie: *breaks up with boyfriend*
mojo: oh see ya lexi is single now
mia: an i oop-
by 🎤im still a piece of garbage🎤 June 21, 2019
Get the mojomug. Mojo is a cool lad. He likes to draw, write and is quite handsome. He is a prankster and is very funny. Make sure to prank your mojo back.
by KaiTheCronkerLonker June 16, 2020
Get the Mojomug.