Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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1:Yo bro wanna play Residence Massacre?
2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead
1:No balls.
2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead
1:No balls.
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News guy: Attention! There is a murderer on the loose! Wait.. OH MY GOD! THIS IS A MASSACRE! OH! HOLY CRAP! THAT GUY JUST TRAPPED THAT GUY IN A BOX AND PUT THEM IN THE OCEAN! OH MY GOD! ITS COMING IN HERE! OH GOD! AHHHH...
Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!
Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!
Person: AHHHHH!
Person: Whut da fuk, did he just kill the news reporter? WOAH HE JUST KILLED HER BY PUTTING A NOOSE ON HER AND PUTTING THE REST ON A CEILING FAN! OH MY GOD HE TURNED IT ON!
Killer: Hi! I'm here to kill you with a razerblade!
Person: AHHHHH!
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Where sigma peasants in Peru annihilated virgin Ronderos for martyring a chadded PCP commander.
Reminder for Rightists to cope.
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Reminder for Rightists to cope.
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