martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

Martha Wayne

When you try to pull off a pearl necklace but you shoot her in the face instead

I told him I wanted it on my chest but instead he gave me a Martha Wayne

by Bruce bane October 24, 2023

Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."

"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"

by Kevalo May 25, 2025

Martha einshold

When you say holy Martha or Martha einshold, means what the crap or holy crap.

Yo bro how are you? I’m good holy Martha what is that?

Martha einshold that’s a big cow!

by Youdontknowwhattosaid February 9, 2022

xrhstos and martha

The best couple

person 1: omg they make such a cute couple!
Person 2: i know right? They are like xrhstos and martha.

by lasdivina October 10, 2022

martha

Martha is the kind of girl who loves her friends and will do anything to help them or make them feel better. She is the best friend you will ever have .she's sometimes or all the times overprotective and always have to know who you hate and love because if they break your heart she will find them and hunt them down. Just for you and her family. she is very kind and sensitive. so be gentle with her. Martha's are very beautiful and cute their smiles are the brightest thing to light your day. If you have her as your Gf you are the luckiest man or woman on earth .next time when you see her tell her how much you love her that will light up her mood. she always puts her family and her friends first and forgets about herself. she can be very mean to others if they bother her family or friends and can be a fucking bitch but soon sometimes she feels bad or sad about it. Martha can act weird and uncomfortable sometimes or all the time. Martha's are very smart but sometimes pretend to act dumb to cheer you up. Just to say they love snuggles and kisses.

You are so much like martha.
that girl is named Martha.

by bitchheretohelp September 26, 2021

Fanfan und Martha

Ein wunderbares Paar. Werden für immer zusammen sein. Wunderschöne Kinder kriegen :)))

Ich wünschte ich wäre "Fanfan und Martha".

by FanfanMartha November 28, 2023