“Man i have no one to be with “ wait its December 23rd” So. you need to ask your crush to marry you.
by B3au December 21, 2020

When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023

A marry your daughter type of guy is the type of guy who handles situations well. He treats women with respect, doesn’t belittle them, and never loses his “cool” with them. Even in the toughest of situations, he keeps things together, never stepping out of line, always showing the upmost respect to your daughter, and leaving things on a good note.
“He’s such a marry your daughter type of guy. Even when they have a disagreement, he never yells or loses his temper.”
by mydtog December 31, 2022

by Jajajaju May 26, 2016

by frogelmo October 7, 2020

by taecupful July 10, 2020

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.
Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2017
