It is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die.
by Unger July 07, 2005
Marijuana is a "drug" for middle-schoolers,which they are first introduced to right after alcohol.The majority of people over the age of 13 move on to less pussified substances such as cocaine or prescription drugs,or crystal meth if you really have the balls to.The majority of adults who do use marijuana are either black or Michael Phelps.
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by PurpleHazeDragon October 27, 2009
Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana gave me super powers, made me the president and it's only noon! Now it's time to get up, stop dreaming, and smoke a bowl. Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana. Yea. Smoke weed every day.
by SKGiswhoibe August 18, 2011
by MEECHISDEAD June 10, 2015
by procrastinating pro June 14, 2016
A drug coming from the cannibas plant. When smoked or injected, it alters the state of the user's mind, producing a drug high. Marijuana is illegal in the United States and many other countries. There are benefits (relaxed state of mind, greater appreciation of the world, introspection) and drawbacks (health complications, legality, psychological damage over a long period of use, stress on friends and family, later drug abuse problems). Contrary to popular belief it is possible to become addicted and overdose on THC, and long term use will eventually lead to psychological and health problems in the user. Marijuana is frequently used by teenagers who eventually become hooked and have a hard time stopping, and can be a gateway to drugs like cocaine. Some users also develop alcohol problems. Marijuana is the most commonly used drug in the world. Marijuana can be smoked from a pipe or bong, or rolled into blunts. A far less common method of use is through injection. When mixed with alcohol, marijuana produces a drink called a green dragon.
Marijuana made John feel happy and relaxed but after a while it became hard for him to stop using it.
by the asshat of September 24, 2009
that was some high quality marijuana broski!
by carlycloukey! December 30, 2007