disappointing mango

when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.

waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'

by loveable duck April 12, 2010

Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.

Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!

by ArielM December 09, 2011

push mango

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.

"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"

by Mark R. April 12, 2005

Red Mango

A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.

This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.

by Jake Factor May 28, 2008

Mango Bone

The furry nasty middle bit of a mango which is definitely not a seed.

"Man I wish the shop still had boneless mangoes. Mango bones are disgusting."

by Skeletalchemy October 03, 2018

Mango Tango

Wandering drubk out into a cow pasture in Montana and watching cows.

Hey, who is that over yonder doing the Mango Tango?

by Dag Mango April 23, 2013

Portuguese Mango

The FT King, Portuguese Mango

‘Have you been on Twitter and seen that incredible tweet from Portuguese Mango?’

by OakleyT_ On Twitter February 23, 2021