disappointing mango

when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.

waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'

by loveable duck April 12, 2010

Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.

Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!

by ArielM December 16, 2011

push mango

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.

"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"

by Mark R. April 11, 2005

Red Mango

A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.

This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.

by Jake Factor May 28, 2008

Mango Bone

The furry nasty middle bit of a mango which is definitely not a seed.

"Man I wish the shop still had boneless mangoes. Mango bones are disgusting."

by Skeletalchemy October 2, 2018

mango flex

when friends living in the tropics flex by casually eating fresh tropical fruits that are egregiously priced in the west (such as high quality mangoes) while videoconferencing and visibly expressing the satisfaction and joy, sometimes even talking about the quality and varietals of the fruit

friend 1: sends a photo of two mason jar full of mango juice, fresh green coconut, tagged "breakfast in bed"
friend 2: there you go again. back with your mango flex, huh?
friend 3: hmm. maybe we should terminate friend 1?

by recognoscoo July 18, 2021

Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.

“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night”
“Mango cat took over the government”

by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019