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Dirty Magnus 

Dirty Magnus is when a girl is talking to a boy for month and clearly likes him but then magnus carries on sleeping with other girls. The girl would then perform a blowjob on their dog just to get attention from this boy. He would then perform anal on said girl.
Magnus: Ok i’m gonna stick it in
Girl : I’m ready
Magnus : Ooooooooo
Lila : You’re so Dirty Magnus
i mean Girl?
Dirty Magnus by imjustacooldude April 14, 2020

Siobhan Magnus 

-One of the Top 10 of American Idol Season 9

-from Cape Cod, Massachusetts

-former vocalist of Lunar Valve

-the female adam lambert

-SIOBHAN MAGNUS IS THE ART OF SCREAMING AND BELTING OUT HIGH NOTES
Mom: hey why don't you join some singing competitions? you can really make Siobhan Magnus real good

Me: hell no! I'm more of Tim Urban haha *squirm*

Magnimus Obliviophallocytis 

Having an enormous penis, of which you are unaware of.

Also known as "Little Donny Disease", after the only person known to have this affliction.
Little Donny was diagnosed with Magnimus Obliviophallocytis, and due to this, must wear a special medical harness.
One of the greatest guys in existence, sweet and kind yet shy as hell. Not very self confident, but should be. He's got beautiful eyes and messy brown hair. He's tall and has a nice body. A great and loyal boyfriend and friend, if you have a Magnus, never let him go. (Please approve this, I wanna surprise him!!!)
Person 1: did you see that guy? Damnnn
Person 2: yeah that's Magnus, he's taken sadly
Magnus by NoelleRose June 16, 2019

Crystal Gail Mangum 

Psycho slut stripper who accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape and tried to ruin their lives. She was later found to have 5 different men's semen on and in her, but no lacrosse players.
Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!
LOOK AT THOSE MAGUMBOS!