Madonna

An American celebrity who is amazing at live concerts, good with writting music, OK at singing, and down-right terrible in films. Has a reputation for being an undesirable individual but that adds to her commercial success. Everyone has an opinion of her, good or bad. Will probably be the first woman over 60 to have a number 1 album. Undeniably good at what she does. Her fans are mainly gay men and divorced women and remain loyal despite having to down-size their homes to be able to afford over-priced concerts and badly edited music DVD's (either official DVD's or illegal as four main concert tours still have not been officially released). Despite confusing messages and her own admission she can be a bitch, she ultimatly appears to be a force for good.

Person 1: I saw Madonna in concert. It was amazing!
Person 2: I heard her new record and it was pretty good.
Person 1: Yeah she sung live and her voice was shit but I'd rather that than hear some dumb bimbo mimb
Person 2: Yeah she is cool, but I wouldnt like to meet her, I've heard she can be vile
Person 1: Yeah and never watch a film of hers, unless you're able to afford a new TV after you burn yours to erase the sheer shite it projected into your sitting room

by Welshman1 July 19, 2012

Madonna

Old female singer whose time in the limelight should have burned out long time ago.

I wish Madonna would just drop out of sight.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

madonna-whore complex

A shallow "man" who with an unnerving amount of Mommy complexes (because he was breast fed until he was 9!) finds a sexually healthy,independent,intelligent and beautiful female and runs like the sorry ass bitch that he is.Women who posess beauty, brains and also lack the typical guilt complex about sex terrifies weak men.Will be continued...

See also Matt Sable....a sad,sad little man dog paddling in the big boy's pool

by Trouble April 11, 2005

Madonna

Arguably the skankiest piece of no talent trash to ever walk the face of the earth.

I am disgustingly ugly but I am gonna become famous like Madonna for bieng a complete skank and by taking credit for song that someone else wrote and I recorded with the money provided by a rich smut peddeling uncle of mine.

by Wifukm Yung February 13, 2010

Rachel Maddow

1.) Political pundit on MSNBC

2.) Irrefutable proof that there is a God, and that God is a lesbian.

Rachel Maddow is the shit!

by Expat227 January 6, 2009

Madcow

A mythical beast that is under 5 feet tall. It is said that it frog squats about tree-fiddy for 10 clean reps. Even with this much weight you would not guess it is that strong. You might even think to yourself "does it even lift"?

Dude, I saw that Madcow do 175 off a 10 board!

by JoeAverageStrength March 31, 2011

madonna

A peircing in one side of an upper lip. This peircing is almost exclusively seen on younger females, and most often contains a stud, rather than a ring. Named after the famous pop musician, who has a natural beauty spot in the same place.

Unfortunately, this particular peircing is associated with the lower classes, and with people of poor taste.

That girl should never have worn a yellow cubic zirconia in her madonna - now it looks even more like a zit!

People who are brave enough are known to approach a girl with a madonna, and casually tell her that she has "someting on her lip... just there..."

by Mark Blue October 1, 2007