Mom

An incorrect spelling of the word "mum"

Steve: "My mom beat me earlier!"
John: "I think you mean your MUM beat you earlier."

by every-minute-in-Africa January 13, 2021

mom

a bitch who calls your name but has nothing to say. that bitch also tells you what to do. she is made of money but wont give you a penny.

mom: JOHN!
john: WHAT?
mom: ...

by definitely_not_Jiana March 12, 2022

Mom

GAY

YOURE MOM GAY AND UR DAD LES
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by joemamaifgay November 01, 2019

Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

Mom

Someone who beats you then apologize

My mom beat me then said sorry

by SouthParkLitAf May 05, 2018

Mom

The nicest person you have ever met and you would not replace her with anyone else. Although she has left you at "Walmart" and "Toys R Us" once you still love her. You admire her more than anyone else. She takes care of you everyday. She makes the best food and you adore her baking. She makes sure you make the choice that is best for you always. She is supportive in everything that you do and motivates you to achieve your dreams. 😍😁😀😄😊🙃🙂☺️😁😺🐵

"Man, my mom is the best!"

by Aiswinn17 June 13, 2017

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 21, 2022