Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway

Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes

by BruhsandBruhdettes March 01, 2020

Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 19, 2020

montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

French Montana

That Minecraft villager in songs

“Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”

by Woowiewoow May 16, 2021

Montana Bennett

Is so seductive. Always down for a good laugh. Just says like these dumb things that literally make you laugh your head off. She has greeny-blue eyes like the grass after the floods in Brisbane and she has small ear lobes. She can also do like the funniest voices omg and matches whatever the energy is

Hey Papi, I missed you! Montana Bennett makes me wet in my sleep at night. Papi, open those legs for me ;)

- From Hollie Le Griffon

by flaffil March 08, 2022

big montana

1. The largest of the Arby's Food chain Sandwiches.
2. A vagina that is loose and has been beat up like Grace Jones; lips are brown to brownish purple and resemble premium cuts of roast beef from a locally owned deli; sometime accompanied by Horsey Sauce.

That broad had a big montana, but I still ate it all.

by The Diggler May 16, 2006

Hannah Montana

A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.

Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...

me: shut up, ass clown.

by imma be a rapper 59q671==16890 March 07, 2010