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Machine Gun Swiping 

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.
Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping
Machine Gun Swiping by Ricotis November 12, 2021
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Machine Gun 

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.
Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?

machine gunning 

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....
That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get
MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no
Machine Gun Kelly by faxlord November 14, 2022

Machine Gun 

When an individual calls dibs on being the driver.

Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

Machine of Death 

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?