Lurk my Status

More or less the opposite of "Like my Status".

Relevant to Facebook, when people on your friends list read your status updates but do not offer feedback in the form of Likes or Comments.
It could mean one or more of the following:
1) Your friends are apathetic about you and your little life.
2) You have made an ass of yourself and your friends are trying to spare you any humiliation.
3) You've indicated an interest in something (like furry porn or MLP) and people are suddenly embarrassed to know you.
4) One of your friends is stalking you (usually only happens to females) and is too timid to say anything.
5) The people you associate with maintain a Facebook presence, but are too lazy (or think they're too cool) to actively participate.

Lurk my status if you like penis.

by Wraith84 August 10, 2013

lurkin merkin

A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.

Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted!

Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts.
Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!"
Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"

by Sacraligious Piercer January 9, 2014

lurk and bang

When you Pull up to the hood with your boys then carry out a mission

"yo g. Did you hear about yesterday. My man and his boys went round Funke's ends to Lurk and bang"

by ZlataniumJr7 April 17, 2017

lurking chicken

A prank where one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, flapping their arms like chicken while leaning forward with an intent gaze; often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom, and Derek was behind the door doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

by OhFee August 23, 2017

Lursty

Lursty is a state of being, a funky drunk feeling after drinking alcohol. Dancing about, feeling loose and groovy.

Nick: Ah man, Jackie is pretty lursty right now, she is dancing without music, and laughing at her own jokes more than usual. The finger guns are coming out strong.
John: Yeah I think I'm lursty too *giggles*
Evan: *sips whiskey* I'm getting there. We need music though.

by Spukernaaki July 24, 2019

Luristic

Luristic. A brand spanking new word for sexy.

Luristic was founded in a Twitch Streamers stream @iSenneee, both by him and an amazing streamer (who definitely didn’t write this) @grizzlybear_kb

Used as the word slow. Doesn’t actually mean what you think. Slow is a code for...
Super. Luristic. Omega. Wow.

Elizabeth. “Hey baby wanna do something luristic tonight?”
Max. “Nope I’m playing rocket league with the boys”

by GrizzlybearKB July 30, 2020

lurking libby

An individual who skulks in the shadows and corners, watching and spying on you while in public. A busy body. A person who noses into the personal business of others for their own sad entertainment.

Do you see that lurking libby over there recording our conversation with her phone? Watch out for Sally, I heard she's a real lurking libby, and she'll creep on your every move!

by Thickrick66 October 29, 2020