lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

lindelling

The act of saying you are showing interest of showing up to an event, telling everyone you will be there, making all the necessary plans in order to be at the event, confirming you are going and on the way.........THEN NEVER SHOWING UP, AND TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE SO YOU CANT GET CALLED!

Is Stan coming?
Yes he just texted he is on the way, he is bringing some food for the game.
Awesome

ten mins later......
Where is Stan? He was on his way. Call his cell
His phone is off...either he is dead or we got Lindelled!!!!

oh yeah he is just lindelling us.

by area51got lindelled January 15, 2014

Lingering

The art of licking out and fingering a girl's pussy at the same time

See that girl over there? She's in need of a good lingering...

Do you linger it?!!

by Reneee November 16, 2009

Tim Lincecum

Long haired, flame throwing, pot smoking, two time Cy Young winning pitcher for the World Champion San Francisco Giants.

I smoked bud with Tim Lincecum once on Chestnut street.

by SebVan79 August 23, 2011

lingering

When after sex, the guy neglects to immediately extract his penis from the girl.

guy is lying passed out from exhaustion on top of girl, who is looking at her watch:

girl: "dude, snap out of it! you're lingering! Now go make me a drink!"

by pineapplemojito May 16, 2012

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 2, 2004

five finger linger

Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".

If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.

by T-B0NE666 January 4, 2005