by oli plant January 26, 2007
Get the worth a length mug.Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?
Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***
All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)
Worker1: How do we determine that?
Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***
All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)
by tuggertugger September 23, 2015
Get the About a dicks length mug.It was lent, and for 40 days and 40 nights I gave it up. By the time Easter came around, damn was I sore!
by pure-as-the-driven-snow January 25, 2008
Get the lent mug.'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."
by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005
Get the cock length mug.The 24 hour period exactly 9 months prior to Christmas (the birth of Christ) in which devoted Catholics may indulge in the "Feast of the Annunciation" foregoing Lenten sacrifices, deprivations, promises, etc. without fear of reprisal. In honor of Mary, on her Immaculate Conception.
I gave up chocolate and alcohol for Lent, but a coworker's brother's priest said that we had a lent freebie today on the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25th).
by MonDarc April 12, 2011
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2. By all means festina lente, it's not like we've got a plane to catch
3. It's better to festina lente rather than getting caught in a mess...
2. By all means festina lente, it's not like we've got a plane to catch
3. It's better to festina lente rather than getting caught in a mess...
by Uber Sapien May 1, 2006
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