Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018

Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.

Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city

by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022

boot kungus

boot kungus = beeeeg brayns fuud eeeter breh

BRO LETTUCE GO TO BOOT KUNGUS FRFR

YES BREH!!!

by whattheflipmydude January 16, 2024

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023

The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future

a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series

In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023