A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
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Kimberly Ann

The girl whose quite silent when she needs space. She is crazy but only few knows. She loves to read and to get close with people who has the same vibe she has. She is the beautiful girl whose ideal by man.
Kimberly Ann is unique and humble, I love her
by Clenteuz May 15, 2022
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Kimberly

Kimberly is a nasty hoe
by whydoesnoonelikeme January 31, 2022
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Kimberly

Is a short mean Guanga that’s a RN so you know it’s true.
RN and your name is Kimberly you must be a guanga.
by Itsfuckenarnies!!! October 14, 2020
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Kimberly

Is a short mean Guanga that’s also RN so you know it’s true.
RN and your name is Kimberly you must be a guanga.
by Itsfuckenarnies!!! October 14, 2020
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Kimberly

She is a narcissist that loves to cheat and hurt anyone in her path she is crazy as f*** and doesn't care about anybody's feelings when she hurts them
That crazy narcissistic girl is Kimberly
by Browneyez89 September 17, 2021
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Kimberly

an ugly girl who has a bitchy attitude. she thinks she's so smart but she not .Her mom picks out her outfits and she has an ugly birthmark. she sucks in every subject, and she is desperate for dick. Even her crush thinks she's fucking ugly and prick , and a asshole.she have a 36dd bra but her body is built like a water jug. She wear ugly glasses and wear sketcher shoes ,the princess kind, . If you friends with a girl name Kimberly then I pity you. Also she's Mexican
Girl:Do you know that girl name Kimberly:
Boy: Yes, she an ugly slut
Girl: I know right
by r4tiweqeq; December 02, 2019
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