please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

i want to kill myself

1-800-273-8255

I've been there, it gets better. Don't give up on yourself :)

friend1| i want to kill myself.
friend2| :(

by destruction > improvement February 3, 2020

Kill em all

Kill 'em All is Metallica's debut album. It came out in 1983 and it's tracklist is (in the following order) Hit the Lights, The Four Horsemen, Motorbreath, Jump in the Fire, (Anesthesia)-Pulling Teeth, Whiplash, Phantom Lord, No Remorse, Seek and Destroy, and Metal Militia. It also includes the covered songs, Am I Evil (originally done by Diamondhead) and Blitzkrieg (originally done by Blitzkrieg).

Kids who claim to be Metallica fans but think the Black Album is their debut album are ignorant because Kill 'em All is their first album.

by 62Orion86 July 26, 2005

kill streak

When you kill multiple people in a row, usually in a video game.

NOOOOO! 6 Kill streak! So close!

by sameopet March 30, 2013

Should I kill myself?

No you are a beautiful amazing person and if anybody says anything different I will take advice from 13 reasons why, track them down and shove a broomstick up their ass and skate in my socks across the bloody tiled floor.

Nobody:
You: seaerches on urban dictionary "Should I kill myself?"
Me with no friends: Don't do it, I love you and if nobody gives a shit about you I do!

by Somekidinmedford August 10, 2019

kill the motor

Take it easy, chill out in anxiety or in preventing something to be done in a rush

Finding Nemo (Turtle - Crush and Marlin) when the turtle's son is thrown out of the E.A.C.:
Marlin: Oh, my goodness!
Turtle: Oh, kill the motor, dude. Let us see what Squirt does flying solo

by Alexandre Brazil December 21, 2007

chat kill

By definition a "chat kill" is when you stop the chat. Technicalities include:

1 - You have to be the one who posted last.
2 - It must be at least 10 minutes before you "claim the chat kill"
3 - No one can say anything during those 10 minutes for the chat kill to count.

(2007-12-01 05:03:20) James: Howdy everyone!
(2007-12-01 05:03:32) Sarah: Hi James.
(2007-12-01 05:04:12) James just heard about the plane crash in Turkey. How tragic.
(2007-12-01 05:15:25) James claims chat kill.
(2007-12-01 05:16:43) Jim: Why did you kill it?! :angry:

by JimJamesII July 1, 2008