charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.

that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!

by MilfMasher November 22, 2021

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Kettle Dodger

Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone

- Have you ever seen Graham make the tea?
- No mate, he's a classic kettle dodger

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger March 10, 2016

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kettled

angry

Why’s he kettled at me?

Why’s he angry at me?

I’m kettled cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

I’m angry cus my girlfriend cheated on me.

by Greenbeanz February 09, 2019

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Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.

The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled

by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022

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Kettle on

Although antiquated, to 'put the kettle on' is to say that the conversation will continue because of some new deep or entertaining news has been revealed and needs discussing, usually this involves actually making a new cup of tea (giving time to savour the space before gossip) but...

'Kettle on!' has no intention of actually making tea and can be said anywhere, it's like saying 'oh fuck me, this is news' or 'you have my undivided attention', 'I need to know everything'

Carl: stace was down the pub with len last night, but he's supposed to be legit with shanice
DAZ: kettle on!

Carl: well, after prison he....

by My real name is nick April 04, 2021

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