Kermit (the frog)

Usually, a tall skinny, athletic person who is wealthy or pretentious.

Look at that lanky Kermit (the frog) with that fat woman.

by Contorno August 20, 2023

leap kermit

see leap frog

Me and my friends are going to play Leap Kermit.

by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010

Kermit

A sexy kinda cool awesome musty person

I love Kermit kinda

by Way2sexxyy September 9, 2021

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023