Tim: This is my dog Odie, he became blind and deaf in 2018 but I still love and care for him.
Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.
Tim: Please leave my property immediately.
Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.
Tim: Please leave my property immediately.
by pissonsonic06 August 31, 2022
Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.
I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.
by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014
When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
1: I didn't say that
2: I didn't hear that
3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
Your girlfriend is Helen Keller Ugly
by omguglyhelen March 29, 2010
a sightly better version of mack but they still gor some retarded ass kids. The teachers are still wack asf and its mostly filled with some beaner ass kids. The black kids are fuckin stupid and the white kids are ghetto asf. The six graders are all fuckin stupid they are hardcore firtnite fanbois. The eighth graders think they are the shit but they pretty stupid. The seventh the only Ko0L kiDz oN tHë B10ćk.
by GuyBeingADude January 10, 2019
by boomshockalocka January 11, 2009