When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.
by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016
Get the Olympic French Keg Standmug. A game, originating at The University of Illinois in early 2010, that is designed to increase the consumption of alcohol at a kegger. The cap of the keg, once removed, is pocketed by the host, later in the evening the cap is dropped into an unsuspecting victims cup. The victim is then forced to chug the remainder of his/her beer and is now in possession of the keg cap; which he/she will then attempt to trap another unsuspecting victim into the same glorious fate.
Jason: Troy, need to top yours off?
Troy: Sure, man.
Jason: Here, I'll pump for you. (Tops off beer and proceeds to cap Troys now full beer)
Troy: You motherfucker.
Jason: That's how you play the keg cap cup trap, sir, just making sure you got your $5 worth.
Troy: Sure, man.
Jason: Here, I'll pump for you. (Tops off beer and proceeds to cap Troys now full beer)
Troy: You motherfucker.
Jason: That's how you play the keg cap cup trap, sir, just making sure you got your $5 worth.
by JayRose August 23, 2011
Get the Keg cap cup trapmug. The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.
Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya
by Five Dollars October 12, 2009
Get the Keg Race Blue Teammug. HEY BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOTHGING MUCH JUST qawsderfgtghhhjkkcfhcgfhkjkf qrkufg eukqw feqwk feq feqwk fq kfk aghjgf keg ASFKL
WOW
NOTHGING MUCH JUST qawsderfgtghhhjkkcfhcgfhkjkf qrkufg eukqw feqwk feq feqwk fq kfk aghjgf keg ASFKL
WOW
by anonymous March 18, 2022
Get the qawsderfgtghhhjkkcfhcgfhkjkf qrkufg eukqw feqwk feq feqwk fq kfk aghjgf keg ASFKLmug. A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.
Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.
by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017
Get the Keg-Standmug. by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024
Get the Twisted Kegmug. The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
by The word of god February 5, 2020
Get the Penis Butt Kegmug.