Kayden

Kayden is an amazing kisser, all the ladies love him. He is very forgetful, funny, smart, stubborn, smelly, attractive, and forgetful. You wouldn't expect it but he is packing ;) Kayden has very pointy nipples, and he may seem emotionless, but with the right girl, he's still emotionless. Kayden has a good heart, and he reflects this with gestures as he is not very good at showing his affection through words. Kayden will dick you down if asked. He will eat any food, but he prefers his things stale. His favorite thing to do is play on chess.com and watch pornography, occasionally he will visit his girlfriend.

"Wow! Kayden, he's such a charmer"
"I know, Kayden's dick is so big"

by kaydenfanaccount420 April 16, 2021

Kaydened

A verb describing the action of getting obliterated and/or completely wiped off the map without any remains; if not for the fact that someone was being uppity in that spot a few seconds ago, no one would believe there was someone there in the first place. Named after Eleceed’s Kayden Break for his tendency to do the obliterating.

“Haha, get Kaydened, idiot.”

by Yami0432 January 31, 2025

Kayden

A bottom

Person 1: Did you see Kayden walking by earlier?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw that bottom.

by Who Tf Stole Wenis Eater October 8, 2022

Kayden said suck your mum

When someone is pissing you off so much that you have to get papi chulo kayden involved.

I told you suck your mum and kayden said suck your mum.

by Kbgetsit July 29, 2023

Kayden

the name of the most beautiful girl i know. she will stay up all night with you, just to make sure you’re okay. she doesn’t realize it, but she’s a wonderful friend. she says things like “i don’t deserve to be loved”, but wrong she is. she’s beautiful, funny, kind, and has a cat. so she’s basically godly.

Dude bro 1: wow who’s that?
Al: oh that’s my girlfriend Kayden, if you hurt her i will put your body parts in a blender<3

by sheepdog.al June 5, 2021

Kayden

Kayden is the coolest kid in the school, He's wearing all the up to date stuff he gets all da girlz , he passes all his classes and has a BIG N NICE HOUSE n he better then everyone else cuz they be jealous - the person who made it..

Kayden is the coolest kid in the school, He's wearing all the up to date stuff he gets all da girlz , he passes all his classes and has a BIG N NICE HOUSE n he better then everyone else cuz they be jealous - the person who made it..

by KxddKxyy June 21, 2022

Kayden

A kid who is absofuckinglutely cooked because his parents making him get on the medusa

Kayden is so sigma

by anonymous July 28, 2024