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Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010
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jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position
Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank
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Jonathan Upset

A type of anger exhibited quickly and often.
He will be Jonathan Upset when he reads this.
by shalalalalalalalalala November 26, 2011
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jonathans cock

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes
by adolf hatler January 24, 2017
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Jonathan H.

a person that eats whatever for money and laugh for random reasons. He is also very funny.
Jonathan H. is very loud and weird person.
by STuwwdhefhrui September 29, 2017
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Jonathan ucles

Jonathan is a young handsome boy with rackz.Also he can take ya girl. Oh one more thing NO CAPP!!
You know Jonathan Ucles he got them Rackzz NO CAPPP!!
by Tr3way June 12, 2018
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Jonathan (Cas)

A retard that vapes in class

One Moto moto’s best friends

Sells vapes
Got kicked out
Mostly used as an insult
Has good mucis taste
Yo fagamoto, dont be a jonathan (cas) be an Awun instead
by WordMaster60 March 21, 2019
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