JOSIAH

this boy is inna full blown relationship wit dania so ya dusty ass bitches back tf up and suck a nigga dick or summ 🖕🏾👅👅👅

josiah gotta wife her name is dania

by yamsss July 12, 2022

Josiah

Fucking fatass looks like a fish and a raccoon

You look like a elephant and a raccoon had sex
Fatass=Josiah

by Holden Werner October 29, 2019

Josiah

Josiahs are some of the most important people that you will ever meet, they are always sweet even if they act tough if you meet a josiah dont let them go!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you let a josiah go.....

yeah, why?

you have no idea what you just did!!!!!!!

by YoUr local gf March 30, 2022

Josiah Effect

short circuit that happens in the wiring of the brain when one first experiences a visual encounter with Josiah

Random bitch: Bro who’s Josiah?
Other random : That one dude from orange who’s hella buff

Random bitch: Yo no homo but he’s beautiful

Well that’s just the Josiah effect

by Lolheyyyy July 25, 2021

Josiah Palacios

He is the definition of an ALPHA MALE. This guy is the best person to be around, all the girls will fall onto him for anything. He has body guards wherever he goes, and his most attractive quality is his amazing lucious man bun. Rumour has it that he gets laid every 5 hours with beautiful supermodels from all around the world. His best friends can never get into a relationship because they all just end up wanting to get closer to Josiah. Josiah is not only the most mega super ultra alpha male on the planet, but he is very very funny and likes cutting bananas and making art. He also is amazingly good in the kitchen, and can make waffles covered in strawberry syrup with the side of beans and cereal in 2 minutes. Their origins are usually from the exotic Easter Islands, Christmas Island, Hawaii, and sometimes one of the Carolinas (probably north) if they're a little beta male. When you play bedwars with him, please don't let him rush he will fall in the void trying to jump bridge, all he's useful for his putting a wood bed defense.

Josiah Palacios is a bigger unit than Howard.

by SpicyBoisandGrls November 3, 2020

Josiah

Josiah are great. They will always be there to talk to you, even if it’s simple responses. Josiahs have a tendency to make up new words unknown to man and always have a funny response to cheer you up. They usually have black or brown hair and dark eyebrows, they like to wear simple clothing. Josiahs often have the best voice out of the group, such voice is like a quiet stream trickling through a forest. If you find a Josiah, they are kind and gentle humans, never take advantage of them.

random person: Hey, he's really sweet, he must be a Josiah

by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022

Josiah D Proffit

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.

John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”

by mr.caseYHS May 18, 2021