Johnny-Jackmo

A person who will waste your time while you're trying to sell them something, and has no money whatsoever. First used by Terry Jones in 1992.

That mother fucker is a johnny-jackmo. He'll never buy a new car.

by XxP0wd3rxX November 4, 2011

Johnny Wrenchface

An anonymous way to refer to a person you think is a tool.

Johnny Wrenchface still hasn't turned on the plumbing? Our landlord is a tool!

by -BS#4 October 15, 2008

Johnny paycheck

The last paycheck you get after you tell your boss to " Take this job and shove it "

I told my jerk of a boss to "take this job and shove it" and that he could mail me my Johnny paycheck.

by ttjasi November 9, 2013

Johnny Nastypants

Gender-specific description of a dirty person. Exemplified by those unmotivated to avoid becoming so or escaping from.

Look at that Johnny Nastypants takin' a dump in that overflowing porta potty.

by zedebsky June 15, 2004

Johnny Disco

A contemporary printmaker and artist; BFA from Illinois State University, MFA from University of Washington.

Johnny Disco is a contemporary printmaker living and working in the US.

by fancy spatula March 21, 2009

The thicc johnny

when johnny's ass explodes because owen put a fucking explosive device in it

"Did you hear that owen pulled a thicc johnny?" The Thicc Johnny

by skxeptikz January 11, 2021

Johnny Cashing

The act of having a 'ring of fire' after an eventful night! Or after an extremely hot curry...

Oi mate, shouldn't of had that vindaloo last night! Been Johnny Cashing all day!

by Colonel delicious June 18, 2013