john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 27, 2021

John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.

A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.

by griddamtimb November 08, 2018

John

Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,

John is an Imperfect Perfection

by CrackedSimp March 21, 2021

John

john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much

John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing

by johnpi8 December 14, 2022

John

Hes pretty stupid. He has some things in his search history you don't want to see. Fuck you John.

"Fuck you John"

by FuckyouJohn March 11, 2022

John

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019

John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019