John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.

Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
-or-
Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB

by lickingcorn October 5, 2017

John

The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.

John may not act like it, but he's great in bed!

by Yosher January 2, 2017

John

The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.

I love that John

by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020

john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021

John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021

John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023

John

john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much

John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing

by johnpi8 December 13, 2022