a dumb bitch who can’t read for shit, mental breakdowns three times a week, failing highschool, can’t speak properly either
jasmine is ew
by whoopschingchong January 2, 2020
Get the jasminemug. 1. someone who throws away a pumpkin after being given as a "heart warming get-well after getting your tonsils removed" present
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
2. someone who finds time to read even with the amount of work her school gives her
3. someone who calls people names just for the heck of it
4. someone you meet at mcdonalds on a half day with her mom and sister and have a delightful conversation with them
5. someone who you bombard with valentines day grams and lollipops and more on valentines day
6. someone you get a hello kit cat for her bday by suprise by telling her that she's getting a real cat for her bday instead
7. someone who watches house...and wishes that show was as good as the oc..
8. iono..cant think of anymore
by -B.A.Y. December 24, 2008
Get the jasminmug. A silly mexican with a sexy dad and the most perfectist bestest friend ever and ever (also known as a Jordana).
Boy: "yo man i need me some tacos"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
Girl: "thats cool we'll just go find that amazing Jordana cus Jasmines always following her like a sheep"
Boy: "why do we need that cretin Jasmine?"
Girl: "cus she make da finest mexican food around!!"
by percy jackson January 22, 2013
Get the Jasminemug. by handles R sssssssnice June 20, 2020
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is girl that doesn't take bullshit from NOBODY. She is best friend quality she will stick up for her friends no matter what. She's also the baddest bitch you ever met and not to mention fine asl. Although its takes a while for her to open up to you but once she does you can see the real her. Her personality shows her craziness , funniness, kindness and toxicity (the good kind) . if you have a Jasmine in your life better keep her.
Guy1: do you remember that guy jasmine slapped the dog shit out of?
Guy2: yea he's still in the hospital
Guy2: yea he's still in the hospital
by Dianelaaa January 14, 2021
Get the Jasminemug. Jasmine is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She has a voluptuous bum and a banging personality. She's basically good at everything. She's smart, funny, attractive, talented. She's wifey material. You won't ever be able to take your eyes off her. She is perfection
by -smartestever February 19, 2022
Get the Jasminemug. She is as beautiful and wild as the flower
The name Jasmine is of Persian origin, meaning ”gift from God."
Jasmine indicates a sweet, loving, and kind personality. She is very adventurous and loves to travel. She most likely has brown eyes that when the sun shines on them they look like honey. Anyone lucky enough to be named Jasmine is graced with elegance and dignity. She loves and cares for her family and friends. She has the biggest heart and tends to put others’ needs before herself. If you need someone to talk to, go to her, she is the most honest and trustworthy person ever. She is truly someone you will never forget.
The name Jasmine is of Persian origin, meaning ”gift from God."
Jasmine indicates a sweet, loving, and kind personality. She is very adventurous and loves to travel. She most likely has brown eyes that when the sun shines on them they look like honey. Anyone lucky enough to be named Jasmine is graced with elegance and dignity. She loves and cares for her family and friends. She has the biggest heart and tends to put others’ needs before herself. If you need someone to talk to, go to her, she is the most honest and trustworthy person ever. She is truly someone you will never forget.
by Pv :) November 22, 2021
Get the Jasminemug.