Jared

A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit

Dude your being such a Jared

God man your such a Jared

by Quinnisdumb69 May 29, 2015

Jared

"That guy" see definition of that guy

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!

by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015

Jared

jared is the most amazing person in the world. although he would say somethings that are a bit perverted but is actually hilarious because he does it to make people laugh. you will be very lucky to meet or be around Jared mostly because he makes people left and is very loved by others. everywoman is dying to be around him but are very shy to show emotion in anyway.

Jared is a sexy ass beast

by hmahma June 28, 2017

Jared

One of the cutest most amazing guys you could ever meet

He is very sweet and also sexy

I love Jared , he's so cool

by Cakeblaze August 7, 2017

Jared

He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time

Person:I have a crush on Jared

Person #2: Omg Jared! He is so cute can't wait until I find myself my own Jared

by Holymoly August 28, 2017

Jared

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.

Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.

by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017

Jared

a crippled moron

Hey look at that T-Rex, I bet it's name is Jared.

by Chicken50Nuggs October 7, 2017