dead pooper

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work

"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."

by silyottersparky April 30, 2016

term pooper

A person who dumps a very long string of crap.

Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.

by The Real Driller February 27, 2022

Poly Pooper

Someone that has to post comments about their knowledge of polyamory failures when they see positive poly comments online.

Damn fam, I post one comment about poly and all these Poly Poopers come out of the woodwork to shit on it.

by CatchingRays June 19, 2020

Pooper Snooper

When some one takes a crap on a glass coffee table and you lay underneath and watch.

After giving her a ShockerSanchez, she got on the table and gave me a Pooper Snooper!

by Dcraig1217 December 11, 2010

pooper grouper

A very organized person. Someone who keeps their shit (affairs) in order.

Them: wow, Joe sure has a well organized office

Me: yep, he's a real pooper grouper.

by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022

Pooper Snooper

A person who snoops at poop in the lawn. Most likely dogs but possibly humans to. They like poop, pee, and vampires nuts. If you ever meet a pooper snooper you will probably get poop chucked at you. Never get to close you could get buried in poop!

Hey did you see that pooper snooper sniff that turd!?

by Tlp<<33333 November 3, 2011

grammar pooper

a person who uses bad grammar and misspellings, especially on social sites and in instant messages.

The Internet age is producing more and more grammar poopers.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012