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Chicken wind

The hot, meat scented air that comes out of the oven when you open it.
Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.
by im_jack_h June 17, 2016
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Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.
After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.
by Annafc May 31, 2016
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Pissing in the wind

You are peeing against the wind (peeing on yourself) Not thinking (being unintelligent).

You are going to be disappointed with the results, bound to be disappointed by the end result (setting yourself up for disappointment) raising your expectations to high.

•Not thinking about the results of your actions.
•Expecting more than someone is willing to offer.
•Not thinking about what your saying, before you say it (being “dumb”).
•Making things more complicated than they need to be.

-Other ways it might be said
Pissing into the wind
•Pissing against the wind
•Pissing towards the wind
•Your pissing in the wind if you think you could beat me in a game of chess.

•If you expect me to show up early for work your pissing in the wind.

•if you think I’m going to get an A+ on my math test you are pissing into the wind.

•You are pissing against the wind if you think your IQ is higher than mine.

•If you expect me to give you a raise you are pissing in the wind.
by ConnorDictionary4Real September 28, 2020
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Walk wind

The disturbance in pressure created when someone passes too close to you whilst walking past. Similar to the wake of a boat.
Office worker :- Some idiot blew over all my legal paperwork with his stupid walk wind.

Office worker 2:- Sue him.
by Ma_hom April 2, 2008
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caught wind

When you jerking off and reach the poinbt where you're going to fast to stop, and already on your way to cumming.
by Mywaytoday October 20, 2017
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Wind Internet

To have wind powered internet Cough*Al Gore*cough
I wish i could conserve enegy by getting Wind Internet
by Masn December 4, 2007
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bag of wind

bag of wind someone who talks too much is a braggart and nothing useful comes out of their mouth
dude rumor has it your girlfriend wants me more ha ha ha ha

man just shutup you useless bag of wind my girlfriend dont want your sorry ass

dude its true

man youre just a useless bag of wind who dont know jack crap and likes to hear yourself brag

wow dude you really think that about me

yes man i think of you as a useless bag of wind

ok dude you made it clear to me now wow
by littlejimmie April 7, 2019
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