mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."
I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.
by The Base January 01, 2016
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Pushing mush

Anal sex when the recipient has to poop.
by Stickytoaster September 29, 2021
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Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.
That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.
by Boston_Larry June 24, 2013
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Michelob mush

When you drink too much michelob ultra and you have a terrible time on the toilet the next day.
I shot gunned 10 ultras yesterday and I can’t stop getting that michelob mush on the toilet!
by Harry pubes July 25, 2021
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Mush Cycle

When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy
John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished
by Ms. Frizzle is thicc April 14, 2022
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penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.
Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.
by Tudor1536 December 17, 2014
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Tush mush

A thick diarrhea that sticks to your tush cheeks
Bro that brownie sundae gave me crazy tush mush
by fahkyoo November 23, 2018
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