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Bloom

1. An extremely common post processing effect in games that makes it possible for bright geometry to appear to glow and contribute lense flare. Not to be confused with lense flare or volumetric lighting.

2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.
You can turn off the bloom in the graphics settings, but then the mushrooms won't glow anymore.

They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.
by Hamiel April 18, 2022
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blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
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dirty bloom

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by sharrt September 17, 2021
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Pussy bloom

Pussy Blooming is similar to pussy gaping but are smaller and more natural looking. It refers to the way pussies expand during sex when arousal is high. For example: PussyBloom2 on pornhub
that pussy bloomed as she came
by pbloom September 9, 2025
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Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.
I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.
by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025
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Schlouga de Bloom

โ€œWould you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.โ€
by MF2020 November 1, 2020
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bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.
That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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