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Blake

The product of a thieving woman, known for stealing from innocent families.
Person 1: Hey do you know Blake?
Person 2: Yeah his mum's in prison.
by ClearlyAutistic July 2, 2018
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Blake

Blake is a piece of shit
Blake is a skinny white individual
Blake is an alien
by It’s fine... February 22, 2020
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Blake

Coolest guy you know, gets any bitch (or guy) he wants, and better than you in every way. Yet you can’t help but adore them
Ben: I met this dude named Blake
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids
by Urbandefiner1888 January 20, 2022
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Blake

The bloody flakes found on the shaft of the penis due to chronic or abusive use.
My Blakes are itchy and inflamed.
by PaulTdot February 10, 2007
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Blake

The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.
Blake: Aw shit dude, I just fucked the virgin Mary
Hot chick: Too bad you have a baby dick
by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013
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Blake

A pile of shit and can't sing rap or dance
I need to take a blake
by Pollo36 February 28, 2017
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Blake

A really cute boy who is nice, a bit perverted, skinny, most of the time they are blonde/dirty blonde, with blue/green eyes
-Hey Did you hear about Blake
-Yea I heard he is so nice, and tall, and cute, and then his eyes
by Steven donch August 27, 2015
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