impoosible

The problem of wanting to poo but being unable to sneak it out.

Ie.. Just ate some chilli but the butts not willing, it is impoosible

by Mr impoosible August 19, 2011

impolite

1. aryeh mayer modlin
2. responding k to a text

Aryeh is impolite.

by eesuh May 19, 2018

Self-Important Program

Like computer programs that run automatically on your computer, whether you want them to run or not, because their programmers have decided they automatically should. Any person (or program) that takes over from a mind set of self-importance, whether someone has asked them to be the center of attention or not.

Ever since Amy came in here, and took over, things haven't been going well.
Yeah, she's really quite the self-important program isn 't she?

My computer takes a long time to reboot, it has lots of self-important programs running.

by TranceMasterJ March 16, 2012

Self-importance

An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George

Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.

by Emeasoba George June 9, 2018

Sergeant Speech Impediment

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

by Hukster November 6, 2003

imploding balls

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.

"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

importatizadle

(Impor-tat-e-Zadle) Any noun, situation, etc. that seems to be excessively important, but truly not being so.

When choosing a car, Manual or Automatic is importatizadle. One should be more worried about the condition of the car itself.

by Steven Drenning-Blalock July 16, 2008