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IB

Person 1: "You see these people?"
Person 2: "Yeah, What about them?"
Person 1: "They're so IB"

Person 2: "Yeah I know right."
by Artinärcool December 19, 2016
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IB

The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.

These students can be recognised by the following things -

- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
_____
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?

Patient - I am an IB student.

Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?

Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____

She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022
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Ib

It means “I’m back.” After you say brb and you come back than you say ib especially on video calls.
Cora: Brb!
Maria: ok
*2 mins later*
Cora: Ib
by urlocalcoolperson1111 February 1, 2024
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ibs

if you have ibs u are a lil freak
by yummmmymyumyyumy April 26, 2022
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IB accent

An IB accent is usually seen amongst IB graduates. It is an international accent that is somewhat similar to mid-Atlantic/transatlantic accent. However, the difference is that you also hear pain and agony in their accent and voices as a result of IB. If you hear a mid/transatlantic accent and sounds dead inside, yep, you’ve spotted the IB accent.
I sound international and dead inside, I have an IB accent.
by Kelsz August 23, 2023
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IBS

Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass
by semper afk January 18, 2019
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IBS

George: Maria totally has a case of IBS.
by Rell19 August 18, 2020
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