Jack Hump

When sex passes its climax and both partners start to hump lazily as the male empties off his load in the vagina or the anus.

I hit her g-spot at the same time as ejaculation causing us to jack hump

by analmama June 27, 2009

Hump'denDump relationship

Used to describe pointless relationships that start when it is expected to last for a short period of time. It assumes that a couple has only a physical relationship and proceeding it, will breakup hence " hump then dump". If said quickly enough the term sounds like "humptydumpty" (that egg that sat on the wall but shattered because he fell...)

"I can't believe Larlar and that foreign exchange student are dating?!"
"Oh, it's just a hump'dendump relationship. He's going back to Turkey in a month"
"... he's so creepy.."

"Mom, how come I don't know my father?"
"He was executed a month after conceiving you."
"You dated a deathrow criminal?"
"It was a hump'dendump relationship"

by NhuWin May 26, 2010

Hummy cunts

A group of lads from wai col hostel who cannot be described with any word other than hummy

Jack Harley, Lochie Mcrae, Gus wakeling, Morgan Taylor and guy Percy are the biggest hummy cunts in the world but people such as Keegan Taplin are also very hummy

by Source unknown June 13, 2015

hendrix hump

by definition humping a fine ass female while playing the sickest guitar notes known to the human race. Mixing humping and hendrix abilities into one and uncontrollable urge. Usually performed by wanna be rock stars. Note most of the humpers do not reach hendrix hump status.

"i dunno whehter the girl is louder or the guitar, that boy must be doing the hendrix hump."

by mcnasty545 January 13, 2006

leg hump

what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.

aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.

by ralf May 18, 2004

hump yard

A railroad freight yard built on an incline (appears like a hump) where cars are pushed up a hill, and roll down the otherside, where switches and retarders are thrown to put them on the correct track using gravity, instead of fuel.

Inorder to sort these cars, we must shove them in the hump yard.

by Train Man April 27, 2006

Hump n Dump

The act of having sex and then breaking up with that chick/dude immediately afterward.

Hey dude, you totally pulled a hump n dump last night with that chick! Right on brah!

by deutschcanuck September 27, 2010