I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 26, 2020
horizontal is the word to describe an abnormally large chuguses that not only is taller horizontally than vertically but also makes you gag when you walk past them. They take up the whole sidewalk you want to feel bad for this horizontal lard but there six big Macs fourteen mcflurrys and shitty attitude make that hard
person one: Ahhhhh! is that an earthquake?!
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.
by syndrome3453 February 03, 2025
drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.
“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
by finmtaf January 02, 2021
by Sam Dias May 06, 2021
When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.
by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017
N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
by CramApple1999 March 30, 2023
A former fbi agent once told a college class about walking in on two lovers doing the horizontal hunky funky
by strappling May 30, 2022