horizontal engineering

Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.

Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”

by Jus0 May 1, 2025

Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.

That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.

by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015

horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional

Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

by Milesotoole February 1, 2015

horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.

Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.

by The real Dictionary Master 300 June 7, 2016

horizontal gag

When a woman is on the bottom while performing 69 (sex posision ). The Man is in such a state of arousal he becomes limp forcing all of his weight and manhood on her face and into her mouth causing her to gag.

Turn turn around so we can do the horizontal gag.

by Teufel Hunden 69 January 29, 2017

horizontalitis

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.

Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.

by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023

horizontal intergration

To fuck horizontally

horizontal intergration; Having sexual intercourse in a horizontal manner

guy 1: hey who was that girl?
guy 2: just some girl I horizontally integrated with
guy 1: ahh some good ol horizontal integration, fornicate brother

by jlhi99 April 20, 2018